Monday, August 23, 2021

THE HISTORY OF THE SITCOM......IF YOU SAY SO

Right before the COVID sent us all into hibernation I was contacted by Bill Carter, who is now over at CNN after a long and illustrious run as TV writer for the New York Times. Bill and I have known each other for over 30 years. I was featured in his book DESPERATE NETWORKS  and have been quoted in countless articles of his over the years. Bill wrote two excellent books about the late night wars and he was finishing up a multi-part CNN documentary on that day part.


Bill was starting his next project which was going to cover the history of the sitcom and he asked if I would come to downtown LA and be interviewed for the project. I spent 25 years in network scheduling including a run at NBC where I was head of scheduling during the Must-See-TV era. He was looking for a network suit. I obliged and sat down for a four or five hour interview.


Bill's documentary on late night TV dropped in May. It was quite interesting and informative. I lived through the Letterman/Leno part of the story and knew the actors who botched the Conan/Leno debacle. I was expecting Jeff Zucker to get a bit of a pass (he did) given that the documentary was on his CNN and I don't know if Jeff Gaspin refused to be interviewed. Those were the two dudes who bungled that transition. Overall it was a solid overview and I was looking forward to Bill's opus on the sitcom.


The Story of Late Night must have been a success because the Sitcom doc appeared earlier than I was led to believe given my conversations with Bill. When I heard it was coming I was excited. Given the amount of time I was interviewed I was looking forward to see what they would use. I watched the whole thing. Over the eight hours I appeared for maybe six seconds.....to describe a scene from the legendary Chuckles the Clown episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.....six seconds......I may be overstating the time.


I'm telling you all this because what follows may be perceived as sour grapes and if you feel that way so be it. They were never going to use my interview because somewhere in the process of making this documentary someone decided that this was not going to be about "The History of the Sitcom" but rather a lecture series on "The Social Evolution of the Half Hour".


This show had an agenda and the agenda was not to celebrate a form of comedy but rather to critique the sitcom for perpetuating myths and stereotypes about marginalized people i.e. people who were not heterosexual powerful white men. 


Now those of you who know me and follow me on Twitter know that my political and social beliefs are pretty far to the left. My point isn't that a lot of what was being said here isn't correctly reflecting the culture at various points in time, but rather it was done in a rather heavy handed and, honestly, incompetent way.


Putting on my PhD cap for a second, there is a term in labelling theory called "retrospective interpretation" where the past is filtered through a point of view in the here and now to validate that point of view. The show runner (not Bill) had an agenda and, rather than giving us eight episodes on the history of the sitcom we were offered eight hours of how corporate media perpetuated racist, misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic and transphobic myths and IT IS ONLY NOW THAT THIS SAME CORPORATE MEDIA IS GETTING IT RIGHT. A lot of this story was being told by people too young to have been around for most of the history of the sitcom which was pretty fucking hilarious. They didn't live what they are critiquing. 


Let me be very clear. Even for what it was attempting to communicate it was awful. Each hour was supposed to be a different way of letting us know how sitcoms perpetuated capitalist myths of the family, outsiders, various sexual orientations etc. but they were repetitive. they used the same comedies to make different points, They used dramas and said they were comedies. They focused on several niche shows that were not viewed by large numbers of people but were darlings among the TV intelligencia. I don't think they ever even described what a sitcom was other than it was generally a half hour. Certain observers were used over and over and over and over again.


All I'm saying here is that this was not the history of the sitcom. Without breaking a sweat I could have laid out eight episodes which would have told the story in a much more entertaining and informative way and.....oh yeah even addressed the issues that this series did in such a ham handed way. 


Leave it to the immortal Mel Brooks to blow this whole thing up. When "Get Smart" was finally discussed in last night's final episode, and was again being put in some historical context, Brooks looked into the camera and said "We were spoofing the James Bond movies" That's all he was doing. That was all he ever did.....look at his movies. It was no more simple than that. 


The irony for me is that in, 40 years when the next history of the sitcom is told, I guarantee you that most of the "sitcoms" celebrated as socially and culturally woke will be critiqued by a new generation of observers


Anyway, if Bill does the History of Reality TV I will be happy to sit down for an interview. I hope he does because I have a lot to share.....at least I thought I did.

Friday, August 20, 2021

It's SUMMERSLAM SUMMERSLAM SUM SUM SUMMERSLAM SUMMERSLAM SUMMERSLAM SUM SUM SUMMERSLAM SUMMERSLAM SUMMERSLAM SUM SUM SUMMERSLAM SUMMER SL

 I didn't watch RAW on Monday night. I can't remember the last time I didn't watch a go home show on either of the brands. I knew what would happen on the show because every week of RAW, every week,, is just a repeat of the week before. Every fucking week. 

Smackdown at least has Roman, the Usos and the great Paul Heyman to entertain us and, of course Bianca Belair but even there things feel a bit stale and then you get Baron Corbin infecting the show.

In the good old days, like a year ago, at least you had an NXT Takeover to show how great wrestling can can but Vince may have figured out that running it the night before the big PPV was a mistake on several levels. Now it's an afterthought.

On top of all this the two men's championships feature dudes who will not be around for long and, in the case of one of them, can last about five minutes at best. Three minutes of posing and two minutes of wrestling. They would be transitional champions. I'm tired of this approach to booking.

Finally, watching all these people in Vegas just tells us that the pandemic is far from over and that this is a super spreader event. Sad.

I'll watch RAW on Monday to see what the new stories are and then probably skip the repeats. Smackdown, we'll wait to see what happens Saturday.

OK here are predictions and, of course, holy shit (💩trademark pending) assumptions.

As alway I assume a clean finish to every match but this is the WWE 


AJ/Big Guy v. RK-Bro

AJ has done what was asked of him and it's time to get get back to being a great singles wrestler. He probably has one or two good runs left. I don't know what you do with Omos maybe Commander Azeez or Drew but time to move on and Randy/Riddle can take on some new opponents and maybe have some fun. The titles change hands in a 💩1/2 match.


ALEXA V. EVA W/DOUDROP

I could give less of a shit about this excuse for a match. I assume Ms. Bliss turns the Douster into her acolyte and for the first time ever I am giving a match  -💩💩That's right a minus two holy shit.

DREW V. JINDER

I feel bad for Drew who stoically carried the company during the fan free pandemic and now finds himself buried on the undercard. I'm hoping they build him back up so I give him the win in a 💩match.

SHEAMUS V. PUNISHMENT MARTINEZ

Priest is everything Vince is looking for in a champ and Shaemus is Shaemus with or without a title so I'm assuming a 💩💩 title change.

OLD MAN EDGE V. SETH

The first of the three alta kaker matches on the car. I have to believe that Seth is being prepped for a title run (regardless of who wins the belt) and a win over Edge would go a long way to catapulting him there. This one could be pretty solid so Seth in a 💩💩💩1/2 (out of 5) match and Edge goes away for a while until his next pop.

BIANCA/SASHA 2

They are not....not taking the belt off of Bianca. She is money, she is strong and far less injury prone than Ms. Banks. She is the future. They tore down the house once and they will do it again with the difference being Bianca has to fight off Sasha's quickly put together posse'. Bianca retains in a 💩💩💩💩1/2 match.

USOS V. REY AND DOM

OK who wins this will give you some insight into the Roman/Cena match since the stories are intertwined. Not a fan of the Mysterios. They are sort of the inverse of AJ/Omos so I'm rooting for the Usos to retain. It will be a solid 💩💩💩 match. Maybe Dominik turns on his dad. That would be fun....or Rey turns on Dominick even funner.

NIKKI CROSS V. THE QUEEN V. RHEA

This is a terrible storyline. Nikki Cross is actually a decent wrestler. She and Asuka put on a show in NXT but they have reduced her to a joke, first with Alexa and now this bullshit. Who knows what's going on with Charlotte as she keeps transforming herself and her dad and boyfriend are over at the rival promotion. I think Vince has given up on Rhea. She's a bit one note and it's never clear if she is a face or a heel. I think Nikki retains and I'm giving this 💩💩holy shits.

BOBBY V. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG

Two things: One of the two titles will change hands. Second, Lesnar will show up. Sadly, as I said before whichever belt changes we will have a transitional champion. I'm going to say Lashley retains. They keep building him up as a beast and he's got the mouthpiece in MVP. If I were the booker I would keep the belt on Bobby and have Lesnar appear but not with Heyman but SABLE!!!!!!!! as his "advocate" So Bobby retains in a quick 💩match.

HEAD OF THE TABLE V. CENA

This will be brutal and in the end Cena will take the belt off of Roman and lose it to him in the rematch at the next PPV or Survivor Series in November. I fucking hate this but I think this could set up all sorts of situations. The Usos could cost Roman the belt. If Lesnar doesn't face Lashley does he show up here and Heyman switches allegiances. Is this a start up for a Roman/Rollins program with the winner facing Cena in November. I'm assuming this closes the show. If it's Lashley/Goldberg (doubtful) there are other possibilities. So Roman drops the belt (you don't say one---two---three over and over again for nothing) and this will be the only 💩💩💩💩💩 of the night.

That's where I come out. Hopefully they fix their booking issues